Apparently you make a good broom.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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