real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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