My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The feeling are messing with the penis
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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