she was so not down for the gang bang
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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