you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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