All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
