protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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