Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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