Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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