Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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