was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Randomize
