i think i have two assholes
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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