How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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