We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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