I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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