i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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