id be glad to
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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