I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Randomize
