just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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