Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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