Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Its about making memories worth repressing
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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