I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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