Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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