i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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