Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
