I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Life is so much better after having sex.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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