I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
