the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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