This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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