if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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