Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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