So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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