Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Life without a bra equals bliss.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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