you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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