i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
