Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Houston, we have a squirter
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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