I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
why is half of my head shaved?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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