Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
wow bdsm is so cute
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
