There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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