k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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