They should really pass out barf bags in church
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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