im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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