Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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