sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I want to fling myself into the sun
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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