On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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