found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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