You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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