it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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