well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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