i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
