Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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