think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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