i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
The air taste purple.
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