Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
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go home
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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