I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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