benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Please don't give away my fajitas
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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