You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
